Movies: Oscars 2005

Oscars. Is Sean Penn the most humourless man in Hollywood? Is Julia Roberts so inane that she thinks it's okay to wish a friend 'Happy Birthday' before announcing the Best Director award? Is Chris Rock the only comedian who could get away with referring to Salma Hayek's and Penelope Cruz's breasts as "these next four presenters"? Was there too much Beyoncé? Was P. Diddy the most egregious example of the Academy pandering to the 'youth' audience? And finally, did I get 20 out of 24 categories right over at Enterpool? The answer to all these questions is 'yes'.