Monday, February 14, 2005

Music: The Grammys

Somebody should tell Stevie Wonder that his bizarre facial hair makes it look like he's just been wolfing down a Black Forest Cake. (The only photos I can find online of Stevie have him playing the harmonica. Shame on CBS whose Grammy page still has a photo gallery from last year.) Anyway, he has a soul patch that stretches all the way underneath his bottom lip and meets up with his moustache.
And wasn't that a rather turgid performance of "Across The Universe" (which is a drony song anyway)? At least Alicia Keys livened it up a little.
CBS also says that Al Green took part - I've watched the video again and he must be a champion Hide & Seek player. Did they mean Al Green-Day?
Oh, Steve Wieland - David Bowie called. He wants his singing voice back.
I'll be kind and not say anything about Brian Wilson.

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