Saturday, February 26, 2005

Feeble Attempt At Humour

2 jokes.

Did you hear that Nicole Richie was attacked with a machete? Yeah, someone hacked into Paris Hilton's sidekick.



You (pointing at corner of room): Is that a compact Toyota?
Other: A compact Toyota?
You: So there is an Echo in here!

(For this second joke to work, you need someone gullible enough to repeat the phrase.)

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