Dogs: Fake Testicles

Rich pointed me to Neuticles, "testicular implantation for dogs". They give a dog his self-esteem after being neutered. I wanted to know if they made beef jerky flavoured ones, but Rich thinks it would be too traumatic for a dog if it ate its own balls. I think dogs are too stupid to realise what they've done.

In almost-related news, the band with the worst name in the history of Rock, Test Icicles, have broken up.