Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Lyrics Quiz: Sandwiches

I was hungry when I made up this here Lyrics Quiz, and kept thinking about sandwiches.

  1. In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea. And he told us of his life, in the land of sandwiches.
  2. But I'm just a sandwich and nobody loves me. (He's just a sandwich from a poor family.)
  3. Just like a paperback novel - the kind that drugstores sell. When you reach the part where the heartaches come, the sandwich would be me. But sandwiches often fail.
  4. The guilty undertaker sighs, the lonesome organ sandwich cries, the silver saxophones say I should refuse you.
  5. Meanwhile, far away in another part of town, Sandwich Carter and a couple of friends are drivin' around. Number one contender for the middleweight crown. Had no idea what kinda shit was about to go down.
  6. Merry Christmas, I sandwiched it up and sent it, with a note saying "I love you", and I meant it.

And some bonus bread lyrics:

  1. She's been living in her white bread world, as long as anyone with hot blood can.
  2. Yeah, I'd break bread and wine, if there was a church I could receive in.
  3. Buying bread from a man in Brussels. He was six foot four and full of muscles.
  4. There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
  5. I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence.

1 comment:

Pat said...

Answers to sandwich lyrics.
1. "Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles
2. "Bohemian Rhapsody" (poor boy) by Queen
3. "If You Could Read My Mind" (hero) by Gordon Lightfoot
4. "I Want You" (grinder) by Dylan
5. "Hurricane" (Rubin - sounds like reuben) by Dylan
6. "Last Christmas" (wrap) by Wham

Bread answers:
1. "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel
2. "Acrobat" by U2
3. "Down Under" by Men At Work
4. "King Of Pain" by The Police
5. "Hunger Strike" by Temple Of The Dog