- Hydrox cookies. It sounds like bleach, but it was actually the original sandwich cookie, ripped off by Oreo. (You can sign a petition to bring them back.)
- Phillie Blunt. It's a cheap cigar, but sounds like a doobie. (Which may be its eventual use.)
- Piggly Wiggly. Supermarkets are neither piggly nor wiggly.
- Price Pfister. Faucets - or, as they say, pfaucets. That's pfunny, but it still sounds like a pfilthy pform of pfornication.
- Gap and Old Navy are bad enough, but Forth & Towne is pretentious as all get out.
Completely unrelated: the White Stripes on "The Simpsons". It's a parody of the "Hardest Button To Button" video by Michel Gondry.
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