Wednesday, April 26, 2006

The Simpsons: Quotes

The Onion A.V. Club presents Simpsons Quotes For Everyday Use. They left out a few:

  • "Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently." (When you want to gently correct your boss, like Smithers did when Mr. Burns asked if Richard Nixon was related to "Homer Nixon".
  • "It's a perfectly cromulent word." (When someone queries your vocabulary.)
  • "Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?" (When you finally see through someone's subterfuge.)
  • "Help Me, Jebus!" (When you resort to prayer.)
  • "Take it outside, God-boy." (When someone else resorts to prayer.)

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