Monday, February 13, 2006

Lyrics Quiz: Guns

Why are all these bleeding heart liberals making such a big deal about Dick Cheney gunning down his hunting partner? Like they've never filled a friend full of lead. Anyway, here's a Lyrics Quiz on the theme of Guns and Shooting People.

  1. Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
  2. When I was just a baby, my mama told me, "Son, always be a good boy; don't ever play with guns." But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
  3. I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady now. You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man.
  4. In the mornin you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water. And you fire till he is done in, but they catch you at the border.
  5. [Title], he shot me down. [Title], I hit the ground. [Title], that awful sound. [Title], my baby shot me down.
  6. [Title] I shot my baby. [Title] Dead, oh, shot her dead.
  7. Got my finger on the trigger, I'm gonna pull it. I'm picked to click now. I'm a son-of-a-gun.
  8. When they kick at your front door, how you gonna come? With your hands on your head, or on the trigger of your gun?
  9. She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain.

2 comments:

Shell said...

As always, these answers are sans Google.
1. Queen
2. ??
3. Jimi
4. Steely
5. ??
6. ??
7. ?? but was at end of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Guns
8. ??
9. ??

Pat said...

Answers.
1. Queen, "Bohemian Rhapsody" (yet again - sorry)
2. Johnny Cash, "Folsom Prison Blues"
3. Jimi Hendrix, "Hey Joe" (traditional)
4. Steely Dan, "Do It Again"
5. Nancy Sinatra, "Bang Bang"
6. Neil Young, "Down By The River"
7. Pete Wingfield, "18 With A Bullet"
8. The Clash, "The Guns Of Brixton"
9. Ricky Martin, "Livin' La Vida Loca"