Sports: Basketball

I don't like basketball but I switched over and saw what I thought was a cyborg playing. Richard Hamilton of the Detroit Pistons - he wears a face mask, apparently, since he broke his nose. Wuss. Anyway, while searching for a photo online, I came across this news story:

The Indiana Pacers equipment manager was arrested Tuesday at a Birmingham hotel and charged with indecent exposure. 'Apparently he was proud of his equipment,' Birmingham Police Chief Richard Patterson said. 'He wanted to show it off.'