Rioting: Ireland

Does this picture capture Ireland perfectly, or wha? A rioter throwing a wheelbarrow at Riot Police (Riot Gardaí?).

Words: "Yowsah"

I was watching a Warner Brothers cartoon called "The CooCoo Nut Grove" (1936). It caricatures many popular stars of the time. One is an avian bandleader named Ben Birdie who exclaims, "Yowsah!" This is based on Ben Bernie, who popularised the word "Yowsah", and would call it out between and during songs.

Does it derive from "yes sir" or the German "Jauchzer"? After reading this article on Runes and Yodeling, I'm leaning towards the latter. "By Juchzer, Jauchzer and Juchzer [cheers], we mean calls which come very close to being musical, but which stand somewhere between yodels and inarticulate cries."

If you're like me, you thought "Yowsah" originated with Chic and "Dance Dance Dance (Yowsah, Yowsah, Yowsah)" (sample here). (Wasn't the "Yowsah Yowsah Yowsah" bit used by Mike Murphy on RTE Radio to introduce his really bad song segment?)

You can hear some Ben Bernie recordings at Robert's Delightful Old Schmaltz Archives

Combos: Product & Movie Title

Remember the fun we had combining product names and band names? Can we recapture that magic by combining brand names and movie titles?

• Brokeback Mountain Dew
  
• Marathon Manwich
  
• Hebrew National Velvet
  
• Swiss Miss Congeniality
  
• My Left Footjoy Ride
  

The last one is a triple, and is valid under our old rule: if the overlap stops part way through a word, the rest of the word must be the next overlap.

Dogs: Fake Testicles

Rich pointed me to Neuticles, "testicular implantation for dogs". They give a dog his self-esteem after being neutered. I wanted to know if they made beef jerky flavoured ones, but Rich thinks it would be too traumatic for a dog if it ate its own balls. I think dogs are too stupid to realise what they've done.

In almost-related news, the band with the worst name in the history of Rock, Test Icicles, have broken up.

Advertising: Sellouts

Who is the bigger sellout? Parker Posey for appearing in a Pepsi ad with Jimmy Fallon, or Jane's Addiction for allowing a Jack Daniels commercial to use "Jane Says"? Jane's Addiction.

Internet: The Onion AV Club

The Onion's AV Club has a feature this week called Random Rules, where they ask five people to set their MP3 players on "shuffle" and comment on the tracks. Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse is writing songs with Johnny Marr, David Berman of Silver Jews has a theory about cross-eyed women, and David Cross once stalked the Who. (I set my Creative Zen Micro on random, and got Boo Hewerdine, Mansun and Beechwood Sparks.)

Music: Title Tracks

I've made my first contribution to Wikipedia, adding one entry to their list of albums that don't contain their title track. (The artist must have sung a song with that title elsewhere.)

Sports: Horrific Injuries

Shell has ruined my appetite by sending me this photo of Totti's ankle injury. Here's an animated gif of Joe Theisman's infamous injury.
To help you recover, here's Rebecca Theisman.

Lyrics Quiz: Animals

Inspired by Shell's "animal bands" post, here's a lyrics quiz on the same subject.

1. Animals strike curious poses. They feel the heat, the heat between me and you.
   
2. I’d rather be...I’d rather be with...I’d rather be with an animal.
   
3. Feed animals in the zoo. Then later, a movie, too. And then home.
   
4. And I want and I need and I lust animal. Take me, tame me. Make me your animal.
   
5. They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast.
   
6. So you ride yourselves over the fields and you make all your animal deals and your wise men don't know how it feels...
   
7. Do you know how animals die? Kitchen aromas aren’t very homely.
   
8. He saw an animal up on a hill. Chewing up so much grass until she was filled. He saw milk comin' out but he didn't know how. "Ah, think I'll call it a cow."
   
9. Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals. Everybody happy as the dead come home.
   
10. A long time ago when the earth was green, there were more kinds of animals than you'd ever seen.
    

Newspapers: Headlines

Is it wrong to laugh when you see the headline, "Ex-Governor Apologizes for Ogling Woman"? "Ogling" is a funny word (but only if pronounced correctly, as "ogue-ling", not "oggling"). Grainy picture of the 24-year-old woman at WBAL. His note to the woman is a classic non-apology apology:

"Dear Ms. Krum, Embarrass you intentionally, never. You have handled the affair as a trouper. Sorry you were put through this 'ordeal.'"

The 84-year-old William Donald Schaefer sounds like another one of those unreconstructed Demmycrats, like Robert Byrd, who should have been put out to pasture long ago.

Magazines: "Smash Hits"

The British pop magazine "Smash Hits" is ceasing publication. "Smash Hits" was a guilty pleasure for me back in the 1980s. The latest copy and a packet of Revels was quite a treat for young Patanoia. If you judged a magazine by its cover (and pull-out poster), it was aimed at teenage girls. But if you read the bits (or Bitz) on the inside, it was very silly and very funny. And they sneaked in some quality music too. I bought my first Go-Betweens album after reading their review of "Liberty Belle And The Black Diamond Express". This Guardian article sums up its appeal well. The Guardian blog has an additional tribute with reader comments. Lots of memories. No one mentions the "fright wigs" (e.g. Tina Turner), but the Sunday Herald (linked above) does. (They also mention how SH asked Billy Gibbons out of ZZ Top: "Do you wear your beard in, or out, of the bed-clothes at night?")

Cartoons: New Yorker

One-size-fits-all caption for New Yorker cartoons.

Music: Johnny Bush

Happy Birthday to "the great Johnny Bush" (that's how he refers to himself on a station ID for The Range). He was known as "The Country Caruso" until afflicted by Spasmodic Dysphonia (the same disorder that made Diane Rehm so hard to listen to). Fortunately, vocal treatments have enabled Johnny to start singing again.

Among the songs played on The Range this morning was "Toy Telephone" from 1974. Another one of those "so maudlin it's funny" songs that I love. Sadly, I can't find the track or lyrics online, so you'll have to call your local country music station. A father who is missing his daughter duets with a toy telephone that says things like, "Let's get together!" and "I love you!" (Telephone voice by Stella Parton, little sister of Dolly.)

Bonus: Johnny talks about a heartwarming tribute at a Pat Green concert.

TV: Oprah/Tom Cruise

VH1's Best Week Ever gives us Oprah and Tom Cruise - the way it should've been.

Photography: Steichen

A rare photograph just sold for $2.9m. It's "The Pond-Moonlight" (1904) by Edward Steichen. I'd pay $1.85m for it.

The previous record was a cowboy photo by Richard Prince that isn't even a proper photo. He photographed a Marlboro ad. And there are multiple copies. He got $1.248m. I'd pay $12.48.

Edward Weston's "The Breast" (1921) fetched $822,400. Worth $105,000.

You can get a photo of Kristen Bell and a puppy for $4.50 on eBay. I'd pay $2.9m for that!

Animals Used More Than Once In Band Names

Animal used more than once in a band's name. May be both singular and plural. Cannot be the name of an animal, like Lassie. May be part of a word. Must be logical.

Correct:
Yardbirds
The Birds

Incorrect:
T-Rex
T-Bone Burnett

Movies: "Munich"

For those of you who have seen "Munich", here's a 1995 thesis by a Marine Corps student. He analyses the success of independent covert assassination teams, compared to more bureaucratic "in-house" teams. Someone should write a business book, promoting "Wrath Of God"-style small, persistent teams. I was surprised that so many details in the film are also in the book upon which it's based.

IMDb's list of goofs - apparently, you shouldn't say 'Mazel tov' to an expecting mother or father, as Golda Meir does.

Lyrics Quiz: Guns

Why are all these bleeding heart liberals making such a big deal about Dick Cheney gunning down his hunting partner? Like they've never filled a friend full of lead. Anyway, here's a Lyrics Quiz on the theme of Guns and Shooting People.

1. Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
   
2. When I was just a baby, my mama told me, "Son, always be a good boy; don't ever play with guns." But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
   
3. I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady now. You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man.
   
4. In the mornin you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water. And you fire till he is done in, but they catch you at the border.
   
5. [Title], he shot me down. [Title], I hit the ground. [Title], that awful sound. [Title], my baby shot me down.
   
6. [Title] I shot my baby. [Title] Dead, oh, shot her dead.
   
7. Got my finger on the trigger, I'm gonna pull it. I'm picked to click now. I'm a son-of-a-gun.
   
8. When they kick at your front door, how you gonna come? With your hands on your head, or on the trigger of your gun?
   
9. She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain.
   

Music: Realtors/Ukelele

Video from the Dallas Morning News of Ebby Halliday singing and playing the ukelele.

Phrases: "Writing On The Wall"

In the British Isles, we say "the writing's on the wall", but in the U.S. it seems more common to say, "the handwriting's on the wall". The origin is the Book of Daniel (not the cancelled NBC series).

I think the British version is correct. My guess is that Americans have combined/confused the mysterious "hand" with the "writing".

Compare and contrast "The Rubaiyyat of Omar Khaiyyam", as translated by Edward Fitzgerald:

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

(But note the alternate translation by Robert Graves and Omar Ali-Shahat at the end of this page.)

And, speaking of British-American differences, how do you pronounce "2001: A Space Odyssey"?