Katie is suffering from a condition called Careerstinkiosis (also known as Long's Disease). Despite appearing in Oscar fodder, thrillers, independent movies and a Summer blockbuster, little Katie remains below the general public's radar. Doctors even tried exposing her breasts, but that desperate measure failed too.
That's when the Make-A-Wish people stepped in. They heard about Katie's secret wish: "I think every little girl dreams about her wedding. I used to think I was going to marry Tom Cruise." (Scroll down to Personal Quotes.) And now they have made it a reality (with bonus virginity ploy thrown in for free). If this doesn't reverse Katie's disease (just as it did for Penelope), I don't know what will!
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