Poem: "All About The Benjamin"

New Fed Chief Benjamin Bernanke
Promises that there will be neither hanke nor panke.

Poem: Harriet Miers

Harriet Miers:
"The Texas Pliers".

Poem: Nigel Mansell

Poem

You can't make plans for Nigel Mansell.
At the last minute, he'll call to cancel.

Poem: Philip Glass

A Poem

Philip Glass
Can kiss my ass.
His arpeggiated chords are an utter bore,
And completely ruined "The Fog Of War".

Poem: Shana Hiatt

A Poem

Shana Hiatt
Likes "Shipbuilding" by Robert Wyatt.
Maria Bello
Prefers the version by the song's writer, Elvis Costello.

Poem: Monica Bellucci

Monica Bellucci
Was not in "Death To Smoochy".
Nor was she in "Gigli".
But she was in "Vita Coi Figli".