Friday, April 20, 2007

Celebrities: Shilpa Shetty

What is the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty?

  1. Being named "Shilpa Shetty", which is an anagram of "Shitty as help".
  2. Starring in a film called "Aakrosh: Cyclone of Anger".
  3. Being abused and bullied on "Celebrity Big Brother".
  4. Actually winning "Celebrity Big Brother".
  5. Being groped by a giddy (possibly drunk) Richard Gere while promoting Safe Sex.

Definitely #5, although her official website asks, in headline format, "What is all the big fuss about? Seriously?" Anyway, I offer up this Clerihew:
Richard Gere
Is desperate to prove he's not queer.
Shilpa Shetty
Just wishes he wasn't so sweaty.

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