Thursday, June 22, 2006

Feeble Attempt At Humour

Some comedy gold for my friend Chris. Feel free to try these nuggets out at Picchi Pacchi's Open Mic Night.

  • What do you call a Dallas Maverick with a faucet on the side of his head? Erick Damp Ear
  • Which Dallas Maverick gets people out of the way of a Honda Odyssey? Keith Van Horn
  • Which Dallas Maverick has the most birds? Aviary Johnson
  • Which Dallas Maverick has the least witzki? Dirk No-witzki
  • What did the newspapers call it when the Mavericks' owner lost his Bible? The Cuban Missal Crisis
  • What do they call IHOP in Germany? Jerry Stackhaus

Thank you. I'll be here all week - unlike the Mavs.

1 comment:

Pat said...

Eric adds:

"That new Mavericks center seems to be learning as he goes. I guess it's on-the-Diop training."