- Nespot - A dictator who inherited his position (for example, Baby Doc Duvalier).
- Matrimoney - A dowry; fee paid to a mail-order bride.
- Gnomad - A very small wanderer.
- Perpspiration - The sweat of a guilty criminal in a police line-up.
- Sellabit - Abstaining from sex, except when prostituting oneself.
- Hummerrhoids - Extremely painful lumps in the rectum that are wished upon the owners of large SUVs.
- Parisite - Freeloader who attaches himself or herself to a wealthy hotel heiress.
- Hilton Head - Sexual favour received from a wealthy hotel heiress.
Okay, it looks like I was beaten to Parisite. And Hilton Head. And Gnomad. And maybe Sellabit.
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