- Being named "Shilpa Shetty", which is an anagram of "Shitty as help".
- Starring in a film called "Aakrosh: Cyclone of Anger".
- Being abused and bullied on "Celebrity Big Brother".
- Actually winning "Celebrity Big Brother".
- Being groped by a giddy (possibly drunk) Richard Gere while promoting Safe Sex.
Definitely #5, although her official website asks, in headline format, "What is all the big fuss about? Seriously?" Anyway, I offer up this Clerihew:
Richard Gere
Is desperate to prove he's not queer.
Shilpa Shetty
Just wishes he wasn't so sweaty.
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