Baseball: Preppy Names

Who has the preppiest name in baseball?

• Lastings Milledge of the NY Mets. (Although the dreadlocks aren't very preppy.)
  
• Chase Utley of the Phillies (whose hitting streak came to an end at 35 games on Friday).
  
• Justin Verlander of the Tigers (he went to Old Dominion, which sounds like a preppy school).
  
• Kyle Farnsworth of the Yankees (born in Wichita, KS and attended Abraham Baldwin Agricultural College in Tifton, GA).
  
• J.P. Howell of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. (Any relation to Thurston Howell III?)
  
• Aubrey Huff of the Astros.
  
• Chad Billingsley of the LA Dodgers.
  
• Todd Hollandsworth of the Cleveland Indians - and formerly of the Texas Rangers, among many others. The video game MVP Baseball 2005 can't handle players with names longer than 9 letters.
  

I've got to give the nod to Chase Utley.