News: Shell

Shell directs me to two Dallas Morning News stories. But since the DMN site is so badly organized (and requires registration (and has pop-ups)), here are alternate sources for the same stories. And one bonus story from me.

• Youth Minister kicks 16-year-old boy in the groin during Dodgeball game. (Causing the boy to urinate blood.)
  
• Australian drunk driver asks a policeman directions to Uluru (Ayers Rock) - when his headlights were shining on it, 100m away.
  
• Ryanair lands at Northern Ireland army airstrip instead of Londonderry airport. I laughed me hole off at that one. Serves Ryanair right, those miserable bastards.