Internet: The Onion AV Club

The Onion's AV Club has a feature this week called Random Rules, where they ask five people to set their MP3 players on "shuffle" and comment on the tracks. Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse is writing songs with Johnny Marr, David Berman of Silver Jews has a theory about cross-eyed women, and David Cross once stalked the Who. (I set my Creative Zen Micro on random, and got Boo Hewerdine, Mansun and Beechwood Sparks.)