Feeble Attempt At Humour

• I was walking around town with my sketchpad and charcoal pencils when I saw Johnny Tightlips. I asked him several times if I could do a portrait of him, but he refused to be drawn.
• Can you compare an Opel model to a tin container? Corsa can.
• Bono shows up at the Pearly Gates with a Checkers board under his arm. St. Peter asks, "Did you come here to play Jesus?"