Feeble Attempt At Humour

They really ought to develop that "Purpose-Driven Life" book into a franchise (like the Chicken Soup juggernaut). Here are some suggestions to attract different demographics:

• For those who wish dolphins were shorter, stockier and had a rounded snout - "The Porpoise-Driven Life"
  
• For viewers who preferred the old "Blue Peter" presenters - "The Purvis-Driven Life"
  
• For TCU fans - "The Purple-Driven Life"
  
• For Native American babysitters - "The Papoose-Driven Life"
  
• For those who crave America's largest native fruit - "The Pawpaw-Driven Life"
  
• And for materialistic consumers - "The Purchase-Driven Life"
  

Oh, wait, they have franchised that book.