Translations: Japanese To English

An account in Japanese (translated to English by Google) of a trip to Tokyo by Boo Hewerdine (The Bible), Gary Clark (Danny Wilson) and Ricky Ross (Deacon Blue). Now that would be a hell of a concert. Not sure what this means:

"The middle, according to the アリソン which excludes that room, pulling the guitar with underpants one thermal singing/stating doing, it probably will do while why, rickey (laughing). It is enormous the hen."