Lyrics Quiz: Mystery Theme 4

A "mystery theme" quiz from Eric:

1. Mid-west farmer's daughters really make you feel all right.
   
2. Stopped into a church, I passed along the way. Well I got down on my knees, and I pretend to pray.
   
3. They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast.
   
4. Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow, I think I might be sinking.
   
5. Marry me girl, be my fairy to the world, be my very own constellation.
   

Bonus: alphabetical lyrics quiz by Matthew Baldwin. I don't know about you, but this quiz really does a number on my brain!

Internet: Sexy People

OK, this is just mean: Sexy People - but the picture of the Cousins will bring a smile to your face. And what's with these Dutch girls with tiara and sceptre? (Via Defamer.)

YouTube: Neil Diamond Covers

Covers of Neil Diamond songs.

• "Cherry Cherry" by The Music Machine
  
• "Solitary Man" by Johnny Cash
  
• "Solitary Man" by Chris Isaak
  
• "Love On The Rocks" by Millie Jackson
  
• "I'm A Believer" by Tori Amos
  
• "Kentucky Woman" by Deep Purple
  
• "Song Sung Blue" by Altered Images
  
• "Holly Holy" by the Fabulous Flames
  
• "Hello Again" by podline6
  
• "America" by the Castillo Kids
  

Models: Sunshine Tutt

Eric broke the sad news that ex-SNL star Chris Kattan is separating from his model wife of two months, Sunshine Tutt.

Signs that the marriage was doomed from the start:

• He proposed on Christmas Eve in Gainesville, TX.
  
• He addressed her as "bro" during the proposal.
  
• At the wedding, Parker Posey was the Best Man.
  
• The wedding photos were published in In Touch magazine.
  
• Her name is Sunshine.
  
• He was Mango!
  

Sports: Appropriate Olympics Names

Eric points out that Men's 100m winner Usain Bolt has a most appropriate name. Although Dolt would suit him better. I cannot understand why you would ease up at the end of a race, no matter how big your lead. Wanker.

There's a female US runner (400m) called DeeDee Trotter.

New Zealand has a rower named George Bridgewater.

Australia has a Shooting competitor (a marksman) named Russell Mark. (Thank God he's not called Mark Russell.)

French cyclist Cecile Rode.

Does British swimmer Liam Tancock practise the backstroke in the nude? Perhaps with Aussie swimmer Natalie Titcume?

I hope Japan's kayaker Yuriko Takeshita does not have an appropriate name (even if Lisa Simpson could make an anagram out of it).

Music: Ryan Adams

Ryan Adams has a new place for his crazy shit: drawings, tributes to his guitars, old photos, strange videos, incomprehensible gibberish. Here is a supposed Heavy Metal song, "Love Woman" by Sleazy Handshake - presumably Ryan his own self. "Stand Up (On My Nuts)" is better.

YouTube: Recent Videos

• "Rich Girls" by The Virgins. Video Hottie alert!
  
• "Momma's Boy" by Chromeo. Good B&W animation, very retro song.
  
• "White Winter Hymnal" by Fleet Foxes. So-so stop-motion animation by the singer's brother.
  
• "I Decided" by Solange (Beyonce's younger sister). Cartoonish trip through the last four decades.
  
• "Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?" by She & Him. Gratuitous cartoon violence. We get it - you're a cute girl who wants to be taken seriously.
  
• "Wake Up Call" by "Heroes" cheerleader Hayden Panettiere. It's bad when people compare your song to Paris Hilton - and, actually, Paris's song was better.
  
• "Run Run" by Swedish girl group Those Dancing Days.
  
• Cover of Blondie's "Picture This" by Robert Forster and Lisa Miller on Australian TV.